Caught our outside apartment stairs on fire while grilling out. (College days!)
Never in my life have I…
had so much alone time.
High school was…
Not a pleasant experience for me. Proof positive that your peers are your worst enemies.
When I am nervous…
I talk incessantly.
is almost gone.
When I was 5…
I celebrated my birthday with a tonsillectomy.
By this time next year…
I'll be ready to retire, but I won't be old enough!
My favorite aunt is…
I don't have any living ones anymore, but my Aunt Kate was awesome.
I have a hard time understanding:
Where teenagers are ""coming from" these days.
You know I like you if:
I keep eye contact with you after 2 minutes of conversation.
My ideal breakfast is:
A western omelet, crisp bacon, and coffee, followed by a cream cheese danish.
If you visit my hometown:
You will be bored shitless!
If you spend the night at my house:
You will think my guest room is a storeroom, which it is.
My favorite redhead is:
My favorite brunette is:
The animal I would like to see flying is:
an owl, never seen one in flight.
I shouldn’t have been:
allowed to quit college when I did.
I Watched the movie, "Indian Summer," with a Snickers and a Coors.
I’ve been told I look like:
If I could have any car it would be:
a Vette (red)