What I Read #56

Southern Lights by Danielle Steel: Finally, a novel by Steel that wasn't depressing as hell. This was a romantic, legal novel, if those two things are plausible. Assoc. District Attorney Alexa Hamilton is handed the biggest case of her career. A serial killer, accused of raping and murdering at least eighteen young women. Can Alexa handle it? When threats to her seventeen year-old daughter start arriving, Alexa is forced to take drastic measures.

I haven't read a Steel novel for years. The reviews for this one sounded pretty good. I'm glad I took the time to seek it out at the library and read it.
Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #55

State Fair by Earlene Fowler: For some reason, the Benni Harper series by Fowler is one of my favorite reads. Benni, who is married to the Chief of Police, Gabe, gets into one major scrape after another while trying to help solve still another murder. Abetted by her Aunt Garnet Wilcox, a seventy-five year old matron, Benni goes into action. All this centers around the Mid-state Fair in Central Coast, California. There is humor abundant, but the seriousness of murder, racial slurs, and mayhem abound in this fun, easy read by my late wife's favorite author, Ms Fowler.
Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #54

Wrongful Death by Robert Dugoni: This legal thriller is one you don't want to miss. From the courts of Seattle to the beaches in Baja, California, author Dugoni takes the reader on a journey of corruption and military cover up. James Ford, a school teacher whose National Guard platoon is called to fight in Iraq, is killed. But was he killed in the line of duty or was he following an unlawful order? Attorney David Sloane takes on the US military as well as the federal government in this action packed novel.
Happy Reading,
JE

The Phone Call

Okay, last Friday afternoon, late in the afternoon as a matter of fact, I was dozing in my recliner. Actually I was sound asleep. The phone rang. I groped for the release on the chair, looked around the room for the phone and finally answered it right before it went to voice mail. The following conversation ensued:
Caller: Is Jimmieearl there?
Me: This is Jimmieearl.
Caller: Have you talked to your brother today?
Me: No I haven't. (by this time my heart is in my throat thinking something happened to him as he is on vacation in Michigan and Wisconsin.)
Caller: Well, my name is Ta Da and this is really awkward, and something I never do, but I just spent the last few days in Michigan with your brother and his wife and some other friends.
Me: Oh.
TD: They talked a lot about you and thought you might like to spend some time with some people your own age, so I thought I would call and invite you to go with me to a festival in Big City tomorrow evening. There will be several of my friends and other couples there and I thought you might like to join us, if you don't have other plans.
JE: Well, thanks, that's very thoughtful of you, but I have other plans. But maybe some other time.
TD: You do? Well, okay, why don't I give you my number and you can call me.
JE: That's a good idea. I will call.
TD: This puts the ball in your court now.
JE: Yeah, I guess it does (chuckle) By the way, did you all have fun in Michigan?
TD: Oh we had a great time. Or at least we women did. Your brother was a real trooper as it turned out that he was the only guy there, but he let us women have plenty of gab time.
JE: That's good. He's a great guy, and his wife is one of my very favorite people.
TD: I can see why; she's real sweet.
JE: Well, thanks for calling and I will call you sometime.
TD: Okay, bye
JE: Bye.

Now, bear in mind that since my wife died, I have had only one woman call me to "hit on me." I knew her, and I also know she had had too much to drink when she called. I wasn't interested. But now? Maybe I could be with TD.

Later in the evening, my brother called, and left me a message that if I got a phone call from a lady that I didn't know, "answer the damn phone." He said she was "good people."
Now why in the heck didn't he call a couple hours earlier?

I will call TD back. I'm sure she had to be nervous about calling some guy she had never met, and I know I was nervous about talking to some lady I had never met. So, now it's up to me to make the next move. Wow! This being old, retired, AND single is hard work. (And I really DID have other plans).

Peace,
JE

What I Read #53

In Her Defense by Stephen Horn: The beautiful socialite, Ashley Bronson, has been accused of murder. She chooses attorney, Frank O'Connell to represent her. Her case is made more difficult by a government cover-up. Add to this, the personal problems that Frank is having, plus the constant badgering by the prosecutor, and you have a very well written legal thriller that will have you guessing, while sitting on the edge of your recliner, until the end.
Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #52

Evil at Heart by Chelsea Cain: I didn't want to wait to read the next Archie Sheridan novel after I found out that serial killer Gretchen Lowell had escaped from prison. In Evil at Heart, there are copycat killers that actually hold Lowell in highest esteem. She has become a cult hero. There are websites where the public can go to sing her praises. People are selling T shirts saying "Go Gretchen." All of this makes searching for Lowell even harder for Archie and the Serial Killer Task Force. This novel is certainly a chilling adventure into the macabre world of the weird!
Happy Reading,
JE

What I read #51

Sweetheart by Chelsea Cain: Serial killer Gretchen Lowell has escaped from prison. Detective Archie Sheridan is once again on her trail. This book was a thriller of the first degree. Gretchen is a ruthless killer and psychopath. She actually scared me, the reader. Susan Ward, the reporter with multi-hued hair, and Archie's partner Harry, team up and race the clock to save Archie from the clutches of the crazed Lowell. You'll want to read Heart Sick by Cain before you read this one. Be warned! These novels are not for the squeamish. They will convince you to make sure your doors are locked and all the lights are on.
Happy Reading,
JE

Try This: Fun but Hard

Use the first letter of your name to complete each topic in this list:

Famous Athlete: Joe DiMaggio
4 letter word: Joke
Street name: Juniper St.
Gifts/presents: jars of jam
Vehicles: Jeep
Tropical Location: Jamaica
College Major: journalism
Dairy Product: Jamocca Ice Cream
Thing in a Souvenir shop: jewelry
Boys name: Jack, Joe
Girls name: Jane, Jocelyn
Movie Title: Jumpin’ Jack Flash
Alcohol: Julep, Jack Daniels
Occupation: Judge
Flower: Jonquil
Celebrity: James Brolin, Judge Judy
Magazine: Jet, Jack and Jill
U S City: Jacksonville, FL
Pro Sport Team: Jazz of Utah
Something found in Kitchen: Juicer
Reason for being late: jogging
Something you throw away: junk
Something you shout: Jackpot!
Cartoon Character: Jeff (of Mutt and Jeff)

What I Read #50

Innocence by David Hosp: From page 1 to page 413, this legal tale held me as a captive audience. Scott Finn, a lawyer in Boston takes a pro bono case to prove that a man in prison was innocent. Along the way, Finn, and his detective friend, Koz, get involved in murders, and dirty cops. The action was non-stop and the ending was a surprise. Finn's legal assistant, Lissa, a rough talking, smart law student, adds her humor, as well as her savvy to Finn's legal practice. A good read!
Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #49

Heartsick by Chelsea Cain: I really have to wonder about any author who can write a novel like this. I wonder that, if in the back of her mind, she is one sick puppy. The gruesome murders of teenage girls in Portland, Oregon brings detective Archie Sheridan back into action. Archie heads up a task force to hunt down a serial killer. He has done this before. He was kidnapped by a serial killer a few years ago who tortured him then save him. All in all, this was a novel that was hard to read because of the gore, but hard to put down because as a reader, I wanted to see how it ended. Cain has written two more in this "series" and I think I want to read them, but I need a breather in between.
Happy reading,
JE

What I Read #48

The Bricklayer by Noah Boyd: Just when I thought a suspense novel couldn't get any better, Wham! Noah Boyd does his stuff with this one. Former FBI Agent Steve Vail, who is now a brick mason, is asked to come back to help solve some murders of FBI personnel. Reluctantly, he agrees. Then the "fun" begins, at least for the reader. I will warn you that this book is not for the faint-of-heart. It gets pretty down-and-dirty. There is also humor involved between Vail and his assigned agent, Kate. I think you will all like this new read.
Happy reading,
JE

Why I read so Much

As you have probably noticed, there have been a great number of books added to my reading list recently. Since I have retired, I have a lot more time to read. Also, I am pretty much of a home-body and prefer to stay home and read or do other stuff, rather than run around.

Next reason is that it's been too damn hot and humid outside to want to be out. I go out in the mornings early and work in the yard, or go for a walk before the heat gets to me, then I have more time to read. I don't particularly like to watch TV, and, since the season for my favorite show, "Big Bang Theory" is over, there's really nothing to see after Jeopardy. So I read.

I like to read fiction. It takes me places and lets me meet people in my mind. I have the tendency to cast books like a movie, creating characters in my head, which helps me relate to them and the story line. Every time I read a "Joe Pickett" novel, I picture Tom Selleck as Pickett. If they ever want to make these novels into movies, I could be of some assistance to the casting director.

When I graduated from college, after being forced to read text books off and on for five years, (no I didn't go right straight through) I swore I would never read for knowledge again. I would only read for fun. Well, that didn't work, because I took a job out of college, and remained in it for over 30 years, that required a lot of reading of tech manuals, and research publications. I did that on company time, though. At home I read for entertainment. Or at least most of the books I read were entertaining. (note here I say most...the first fictional novel I read after college was "Gone with the Wind." It was boring, hard to read and really quite a tome of "chick lit." My wife had said it was so good!) But I progressed on the good fiction, so just look back in my blog the last couple of years and you can find some really good reads.

I never liked to read when I was a kid. I would rather be outside, in the barn, or down at the lake swimming or just hanging out with my friends. But the older I got, the more I found it easy to escape some of the trials and tribulations of my teenage years, by reading. I guess the habit stuck, and luckily it rubbed off on my daughter, Prof. She too is an avid reader. My son, Lil Bro likes to read, too and has even been writing or has written a mystery novel. It is unpublished, but maybe sometime. I keep trying to convince Prof that she should also write "the great American novel." She has had so many interesting experiences and hilarious things go on in her life, that I know she could sell a million copies.

Today, I have an middle ear infection. I am having an allergic reaction (Hives) from the antibiotic the Dr. prescribed, so I am taking it easy, taking benedryll and trying not to sweat. I have to change antibiotics after the rash/hives heal, and the infection is just going to take longer to heal. So, In the meantime, I will immerse myself in still another fictional novel.
Peace,
JE

What I read #47

Capitol Threat by William Bernhardt: Another good one. Bernhardt writes this very "chewy" novel about The Legislative Branch of the Federal government as they meet to approve the nomination of Judge Tad Roush as a justice of the Supreme Court. Roush has some secrets in is life, but is willing to share them, to keep his integrity. Opposition then comes from all sides. There's murder, sex scandals, and the undercurrent of dishonesty within our government.
This novel is extremely well written, exciting, and a "must read."
Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #46

In Plain Sight by C J Box: OMG! These books just keep getting better and better. I really don't know in what order I am reading these books by C J, but what ever order doesn't matter. I am lovin' them. Joe Pickett is my new hero. In this novel, an evil matriarch of a huge ranch goes missing. Other people are murdered, as are several endangered species of western animals. Joe has to find out what is going on. The blundering sheriff of the county is no help, and Joe's micromanaging boss is making impossible demands on Joe. When crime hit very close to home, Joe steps out of the role of Game Warden and becomes a husband and father determined to protect his family no matter what the cost. Please read this one!
Happy Reading,
JE

Thoughts for 2010

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
An impressive new book. It's called .......
'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
And be Mary..

3. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss, the Pope only expects you
To kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
Flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to
Your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes
Now, of course, there's
Shipping and handling, too.

8. A husband is someone who, after taking
The trash out, gives the impression that
He just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen - just
Vending machines and a large trash can.

11. Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex.

12. As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way...


Be who you are and say what you feel...
Because those that matter... Don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter!

What I Read #45

Blood Trail by C J Box: This riveting novel by C J Box is as exciting as the first one of his I read. Prominent people are being picked off one by one while hunting. Joe Pickett, now on special assignment for the Governor of Wyoming is put to the task of finding out who is committing these gristly murders. As usual, Pickett seems to bear the brunt of other law enforcement types.
Another easy and exciting read. I say run to your nearest library for this one.
Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #44

Heat Wave by Richard Castle: Another new author (for me) Castle is beginning a new series introducing NYPD Homicide Dectective Nikki Heat. She's street smart, agile, knows martial arts, and has a romantic side, too. This was a thrilling read. Heat works to solve the murder of a business tycoon. Her work is "obstructed" both on the street, and in her heart by the "tag-along" award winning journalist, Jameson Rook. Her two sidekicks, Dectectives Ochoa and Raley, better know as "Roach" add their knowledge plus humor to this fast paced story of murder and greed in the Big Apple.
Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #43

Compulsion by Jonathan Kellerman: A fast paced mystery featuring Dr. Delaware, a psychologist who teams up with Detective Milo Sturgis to solve a recent missing person/murder case. It leads them from the hoity-toity side of L A, to the steamier side of the city. Hold on to the arm of your chair as you read and ride in the "tricked out" Caddy along with Delaware and Sturgis. It's quite a ride from page 1 to the finale.
Happy Reading,
JE

Trimming

Due to retirement, I am now going to keep my yard neater! (Or so I say now.) While my brother was here last week, we trimmed trees. Actually it was more like cutting wood in the forest, but I digress,
I have this hedge of blooming pink wigelia along the alley in the back. It had gotten so we could not see if there was anyone coming down the alley from the west (it's a thru alley going both N/S and E/W. ) So I went out yesterday and cut the hedge down to about knee high. I have been assured that it will fill in and "come back," so that was no problem. I worked with lopping shears, hedge shears, and electric hedge trimmers. It looks sort of shabby right now, but it will improve. This morning I got up early and went out and trimmed my forsythia and spirea bushes. They were way out of control, but now they aren't. They look so much better. Next is the lilac bush. I intend to take it down even with the top of my fence. Next spring maybe I will be able to reach the flowers which were way over my head this year. Then there's the peony bushes that are done blooming and need to be cut back, and there is the shed that needs painted. Ahh! Sweet retirement! But now, it's time for a shower, coffee and my recliner and a good book. I certainly don't want to rush into anything.
Peace,
JE

What I Read #42

A Novel Way to Die by Karen Hanson Stuyck: The hatred of the members of a totally dysfunctional family leads to murder and mayhem. Two generations of the March family are totally screwed up. Jealousy and rage prevail. Only the heroics of a member of the third generation saves the day. This was an easy, but exciting read for a rainy afternoon.
Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #41

Sworn to Silence by Linda Castillo: Another new author! This novel takes place in Amish country in Ohio. Kate Burkholder, the Chief of Police in the sleepy town of Painters Mill, Ohio is faced with finding a serial killer. She and her small police force are pressured to solve these grisly murders by the gossipy town council. Enter Investigator John Thomasetti from BCI in Columbus. Things get tense!
Castillo does a fantastic job of co-mingling the Amish culture with the "English." Not only is this an exciting read to the final page, for those of us who are interested in the Amish, it is a learning experience.
Happy Reading,
JE

Retirement Day 2

Yesterday, I got up, showered, got dressed and wondered what I was going to do. I slept a lot, read a lot and relaxed a lot.
Today, I got up, showered, got dressed, walked to the post office and back, and had an appointment with my cardiologist. I got a glowing report from him. "Exercise, enjoy your retirement, and I'll see you next year at this time. You're perfect," were his words.
Let's see...what do I want to do tomorrow?
Peace,
JE

What I Read #40

Out of Range by C.J. Box: This is another new author for me. Since I like all things nature and have a love of the west, I really like this setting. Joe Pickett is a game warden in Wyoming. His friend and co-worker Will has recently taken his own life. Joe is sent into Will's district as a temporary replacement and decides to investigate Will's death. Murder and revenge seem to the order of the day. Joe is put to the test in some of the most rugged wilderness left in the Lower 48. I am anxious to read another by author Box. This is my style of read.
Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #39

Capitol Conspiracy by William Bernhardt: Dirty senators, terrorists, good guys and bad. Ho-hum, yawn, predictability and an ending that most good sleuth readers would have figured out way in advance.
Keep on reading,
JE

I'm Retired!

I'm retired. What do I do now? I bet I will think of something. I'll let you know.
Peace,
JE

Company

Everyone should be fortunate enough to have a brother and sister-in-law like mine. They came to my house from Texas last Thursday. Since then, they have treated me and mine to two meals out, visits to the ice cream shoppe, and what's more, they have helped me trim trees and bushes all over my yard. Bro is a whiz with a pair of lopping shears, and my SIL is a master gardener, and knows all about flowers, bushes and trees. So she not only pruned and trimmed, she supervised the trimming of the trees. Then we all lugged the trash to the street for city pickup. SIL has cooked wonderful meals while she has been here.
I guess they are heading for home tomorrow, and I will miss them. I had the chance to ride back with them, but I have some singing obligations ahead of me, plus I just need time to decompress after school is out. They are coming back for a family thingy on the other side of the family in July plus to visit their son in Wisconsin, and I might go home with them then, and fly back when I get good and ready.
They are both such fine people. They mean a lot to me and have really been my salvation since my loss. I thank God every day for a brother like mine. And the gal he married, who is more that a sister-in-law; she's a sister.
Peace,
JE

I'm a Grandpa Again!

Thursday about 10:09 AM, my new grandson Mr. R., arrived into this world. He was a stout 8lbs. 3 ozs. packed into a 20" body. He has a whole head of jet black hair and the chubbiest cheeks you have ever seen. What a sweet little guy.
After school, we gathered in the room for a welcome, and I got to hold him. Prof, of course, had her digital camera, so we got pictures. I especially liked the 3 generation pics she took. What an honor to be father and grandfather to such fine boys!
Only one more school day until retirement. And am I ever ready. Wow!
Peace,,
JE

What I Read #38

Worse Case by James Patterson and Michael Ledwidge: When I should have been out working in my yard, I stayed inside in the air conditioning and spent the day reading this new Mike Bennett cop novel. An easy read by the ever prolific writer Patterson and his cohort in this series, this novel is about the kidnapping and murder of children of the affluent. What is behind these murders and why' is the center of this exciting whodunit.because of the high profiles of the kidnapped victims families, the mayor is putting on the pressure to law enforcement to get this crime solved.
Of course, it's always fun to read about Mike and his 10 kids he has at home.

Happy Reading,

JE

What I Read #37

The Color of Law by Mark Gimenez: This is a first novel by Gimenez dated 2005. I know now that he has written more. This author is fantastic.
Big time lawyer A. Scott Fenney works for a big-time law firm in Dallas. He has it all: Mansion in the posh Highland Park, a beautiful wife, lovely daughter, a membership in several ritzy clubs, a 6 figure salary, and many other perks. He risks it all to prove a South Dallas hooker/ drug addict is innocent of murder. Does he get the job done. Go to your nearest bookseller or library and find out. I want to read more by this up and coming author.
Happy reading,
JE

News Flash!!!

Heard from my son a while ago. New baby could be making his debut any time now, according to the OB doc they saw earlier today. So, this weekend, I don't intend to stray too far for too long. I am going to be Grandpa again.
Peace,
JE

Six More...but who's counting!

Only six more days to go. I am feeling the thrill already. I have decided that I have to quit making so many plans and just slow down and think about what I am going to do next. I mentioned this to a friend of mine and she said that she thinks that I have adjusted to the "retirement idea," but I haven't considered that I will have "retirement time." We go at such a hectic pace all the time, that we don't think about life in the slow lane, or can we imagine it, either. I found my mind racing the other night at 3:30 AM about what all I am going to do and where I am going to go. I could feel God telling me to just slow down and take each day as it comes, set priorities, and relax. So that is what I intend to do. Isn't it funny how God works in our lives. Sometimes I wish He could pick better hours to talk to me that 3:30AM. But maybe that's when He knows He can get my attention. Ya think?
Peace,
JE

What I Read #36

The 9th Judgment by James Patterson and Maxine Paetro: Another fine story by two great story tellers. I have read all of the Women's Murder Club mysteries. These are four of the ballsiest females you would ever read about. They stick together, feed off of each other and finally win out in the end. Lindsay Boxer, a cop is undaunted in her search for the murderer of a high profile San Fransisco beauty, who happens to be the wife if a famous screen actor. Another classic, fast paced whodunit by one of fiction's leading writing teams.
Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #35

Wormwood by Susan Wittig Albert: Like I said before, Ms Albert had fallen off my reading radar, so I decided to go back and catch up. Though I enjoyed this novel, it wasn't one of my favorites. It was an interesting history of People of the Shaker Faith, and Ms Albert made it interesting as she wove that history into her story about a Shaker settlement where a murder took place. I guess what I didn't like about the novel was the switching back and forth from a century ago until now. I found it rather confusing. But, again, if you like mysteries, and are a Albert fan, I suggest you read this one, too.
Happy Reading,
JE

Eight Days...but who's counting!

Only eight more school days until retirement! I can hardly wait. I am really having a hard time concentrating on the things I need to be concentrating on, but I am trying. I have this attitude of "I don't care." Now, don't get me wrong. I do care about the kids. I really do, but the drama and the minor infractions, well, I just don't care. I am turning a blind eye to the ipods, cell phones, mp3 players and all the other stuff the kids are not supposed to have in the classroom. I don't care! I feel that I have to pick my battles, and those are some I don't want to fight any more. Now, the administrator in our building has said no food, water bottles, or pop cans in any other area of the school but the cafeteria. I don't care. What if they have a sore throat, or allergies? Maybe they need water. So, what is the big friggin' deal? We have mops in the building if there is a spill. It is just pissing the kids off more and making discipline worse. Now, the disrespect in the classroom, the disrespect for other teachers, myself or the kids either in the class or in the hall is something I still care about. That is where I will draw the line up until I walk out of the building for the last time. I won't allow it in my class room and I cannot tolerate it in other areas of the school. I have one teacher that I work with one period of the day that tolerates disrespect of him, the students and me. It makes my blood boil almost everyday. I even went so far as to tell one girl in class to sit down. She was standing up in class stretching her legs by doing pseudo karate kicks in the aisle. She sassed me back, and I told her she was just annoying, then I picked up my books and walked out. What they gonna do, fire me?
It's time to go. I am running low on patience. Like I said, only 8 more school days to go.
Peace,
JE

What I Read #34

The Eleventh Victim by Nancy Grace: I have never cared for Nancy Grace on TV, but she does herself proud in her first novel.
Several years ago, Attorney Hailey Dean sends a serial killer to death row. Because of the corruption in the Georgia Supreme Court and the "good old boys" political arena, the serial killer is pardoned and set free.
Hailey has left the Georgia legal system behind, moved to New York, and is now a psychologist. Her clients start being murdered. Who is behind these killings?
Grace is a delightful addition to the plethora of excellent crime/suspense writers on the bookshelves of America. I look for more from this lady in the future.
Happy Reading,
JE

Happy Birthday to Me

Well, another year has gone by. Now I'm 65. I don't feel any older than I did yesterday. As a matter of fact, I don't feel old. I can still do most of the things I did when I was young. Only not as often and it takes me longer.
Had a wonderful evening with my children and grands. We all went to a local Asian restaurant for dinner, then back to my house for cake. Cupcakes to be exact. They are so much less mess and we don't have a whole lot of left over cake to tempt us for several tomorrows. The kids went together and bought me a new gas grill. I think they are trying to tell me something! (Like, "invite us over for a cookout, Dad.") So this weekend I will spend some time assembling the grill and getting it ready to go.
I got several nice cards from friends and family. All in all, a really nice birthday. I don't like a lot of fanfare, so this was perfect. I got a phone call from Curley, plus the perfect card which played music.
Now, I think I will retire to the bedroom, read a few chapters of my book and hit the sack.
Peace,
JE

Mental Health ---mine!

I am at home today. I actually filled out a "personal day" excused absence form at school yesterday, making today a "legal" day to be gone (with pay.) We are allowed 2 personal days a year and I already took one, and by retiring in approximately 17 days, I will lose the other one if I don't use it. So, I have declared today as a "mental health" day.
I am not sure why, but the kids at school are like caged animals. I have not noticed this being so bad in years past, but this year discipline has really been an issue. Drama with the girls, and just crass behavior from the boys has become the norm this year. I don't have any explanation for it other than raging hormones and massive doses of estrogen and testosterone. Many of them are extremely rude, and if we say anything as staff, we either get static from the student, or guff from administration.
Well, I had had enough by the end of business yesterday, so I just decided I needed a breather. I have a group of 6th grade boys that I monitor all day long. They have various learning disabilities, which is why I have them, but yesterday they just got on my last nerve. I cannot put my finger on any one thing they did as a group or individually, but I just needed a "time out." Tomorrow the 6th graders are going on their annual field trip to Chicago and will be gone all day. So for today and tomorrow, I feel like it will be a mini-vacation for me.
I just needed to step back, get away from the whole "school scene" for a day. I am sure I will be ready to go back tomorrow. Do I feel guilty about this? Maybe just a little because it does put a hardship on the rest of my workmates when one of us is missing. But, I can live with that. What I don't feel I could live with was being there in the midst of chaos one more day without a break.
Retirement can't come too soon to please me!
Peace,
JE

What I Read #33

This is Where I Leave You by Jonathan Tropper: A tongue in cheek story about a Jewish family gathered to sit Shiva for their recently deceased husband and father. At times this is hilarious, sometimes serious, but mostly it just made my smile muscles hurt by the time I finished it. Four siblings, their mom, their significant others and offspring all clustered in the same house for seven days. Tempers flare, tears are shed, and in the end, none of them regret the time spent together. This was a fun read. Not my usual mystery, thriller, but fun all the same.
Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #32

Holly Blues by Susan Wittig Albert: I love the China Bayles character in this series of books by Albert. She is smart, fresh, crafty and has a good sense of business about her. She married, has a stepson and an adopted daughter, along with a bassett hound named Howard Cossell. China and her partner in business/crime, the tall, beautiful, Ruby Wilcox go on yet another crime-solving trek. A trek filled with humor, fear, and some helpful tips about herbs. Packed in the back of her book, China (Albert) lists the recipes that are mentioned throughout the book.
I had read all of Albert's "China Bayles" novels while my wife was alive. They were some of her favorites. But, China had sort of fallen off my "reading radar" in the past couple of years. Welcome back, China!
Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #31

The Night Monster by James Swain: When this book cover says a "novel of suspense" it isn't kidding. Eighteen years ago, a young college coed goes missing. Jack Carpenter, then head of the Missing Persons Bureau, never gave up on the search for her, even after her disappearance became a cold case. Now, Jack, a P.I. is faced with the search of another missing coed, and his daughter's best friend.
This is suspense at it's finest. I highly recommend this book to anyone who likes fast moving, bone chilling suspense. Wow!
Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #30

Death Will Help You Leave Him by Elizabeth Zelvin: What can I say about this book? It's slow paced, some humor, some seriousness. I had a hard time getting through it but I stuck it out just to see the ending. Luz's lover Freddie is murdered. Freddie was pond scum and two timed his wife with both Luz and Carola. He deserved to be murdered.
A trio of recovering Alcoholics turned amateur sleuths try to find out, by some really stupid moves, who killed Freddie. I think I could have told them by page 75 who did it. It was that obvious.
Please, Ms Zelvin, don't give up your day job!
Keep on Reading,
JE

Thoughts About Retirement

As my retirement draws closer I keep having random thoughts about it.

1. Will I really have time to sit and drink coffee in the mornings?

2. Will it be rude to laugh and point at Prof and Kiddo as they leave for school in the fall?

3. Will I get tired of sleeping until I am ready to get up?

4. Will I get bored?

5. Will I always keep my laundry done and the house neat?

6. Will I find romance since I will have more time to look?

7. Will I exercise more?

8. Will I become a hermit and never leave the house, let my nose hair and eyebrows grow?

9. Will I ever make it to Nova Scotia?

10. How well will I fit in with the other "old farts" at the Senior Center?

Oh, the things I think about when contemplating packing it in and beginning a new chapter in my life!

Peace,
JE

What I Read #29

Hothouse Orchid by Stuart Woods: A Holly Barker mystery. And what a mystery it was. It was a good read. Fast paced and full of all the good stuff that makes it a good read for a rainy day. Holly finds new romance while on vacation in Vero Beach, Florida. She also helps solve a series of rape/murders.
This time I decided to just ignore Woods' "notes from the author" and pretend they didn't exist. No one who reads him really cares, anyway.
Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #28

Caught by Harlan Coben: I was caught on the first page and was held transfixed for the rest of the way through this outstanding novel. Tragedy strikes when a teenage girl goes missing. There's twists at every turn, and as a reader it's hard to lay this one down.
Harlan Coben did it again! I urge you to race to your local library or bookseller and get this one before you do anything else!
Happy Reading,
JE

What I read #27

Hell's Gate by Stephen Frey: This is an excellent read about the fearless people who fight forest fires. Arson, graft, greed and guts all play an important part in this fast paced novel. Stephen Frey just keeps getting better and better.
Happy Reading,
JE

Another List

I found this interesting as I stole it from Maggie O'Sullivan over at "Do These Shoes Match this Purse?"




Never in my life have I been: So ready to quit working full time.

The two people who can drive me nuts are: Both of my kids: self explanatory. They're kids; they're mine. Need I say more? But I love 'em both!

High school was: Like walking thru the fires of hell.

When I’m nervous I: Tend to babble.

The last song I listened to was: "You Are So Beautiful" by Joe Cocker

If I were to get married right now my best man would be: my brother

My hair is: non existent to gray

When I was 5: I had my tonsils out

Last Christmas: Was a riot.

I should be..: retired and living in Tuscany, Italy sipping wine and in love for the last time in my life.

When I look down I see: my stomach and the floor.

The happiest recent event was: Eating kolaches with my brother and sis-in-law.

If I were a character on 'Big Bang Theory' I would be: Leonard; look who he's sleeping with!!!!

By this time next year: I will be enjoying retirement and my granddaughter and grandsons.

My current gripe is: Life is too damn short!

I have a hard time understanding: women my age

There’s this girl I know that: Is very special to me.

If I won an award, the first people I would tell would be: Maggie, Lil Bro and Sistah, and Curley

Take my advice: life is too damn short; savor every moment now!

The thing I want to buy: are few, but costly.

If you visited the place I was born: You'd be in rural mid-America.

I plan to visit: Nova Scotia, and Arlington, TX.

If you spent the night at my house: You’ll have to join the party in the attic with Mac and and Maggie. Or sleep on my couch.

I’d stop my wedding if: I found my fiancee was not who I thought she was.

The world could do without: Obama, Biden, Democrats in general. Or 8th graders.

I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Can't think of anything that could be more disgusting than that.

Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: A salad

Most recent thing someone else bought me: Mexican dinner

My favorite blond is: Mariska Haggarty

My favorite brunette is: Liz Taylor (always will be, sorry)

My favorite red head is: Julia Roberts

My middle name is: Earl (at least it is here in blog-land)

In the morning I: Am grumpy, but resolved.

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: Now why would I want to see any other animal fly? Who thought this stuff up?

Once, at a bar: I sang for the audience, had may rounds bought for me, got smashed, had to be led out the back door and taken home.

Last night I was: able to sleep in my own bed after being on vacation.

There’s this guy I know who: is my college roomie and the best friend I have ever had.

If I was an animal I’d be: a dog.

A better name for me would be: Horatio.

Tomorrow I am: going back to the classroom.

Tonight I am: Dreading going back to the classroom.

My birthday is: May 13

What I Read #26

The Water's Edge by Daniel Judson: Murder, mayhem, mafia and tedium. I think any other writer could have written this work in far fewer pages that 374. If you like needless bloodshed, so-so sex and boring detail, this is the book for you. Not me.
Keep on reading,
JE

What I Read #25

Nights in Rodanthe by Nicholas Sparks: Good read. Tragic, as usual for Sparks. I wonder if this man has a happy thought ever. But it held my interest and was worth the reading.
Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #24

Resolution by Robert B. Parker: First of all, I didn't know that Parker wrote westerns. This one I found in a used bookstore and thought it would be interesting. It was like Parker took Spenser and Hawk out of Boston and put them in the Old West. Fast moving, lots of swearing, lots of dialogue. But at least I was spared having to put up with stupid Susan Silverman and her outrageously dumb dog, Pearl. So if there was any redeeming quality to this novel, that was it. Don't waste your time or money.
Happy Trails: NOT!
Keep on reading,
JE

The Stars At Night, Are Big and Bright....

Hello from deep in the heart of Texas. It's wonderful here. Cool. breezy, and sunny. This must be what heaven will be like someday. I just woke up from napping in the sunshine on my brother's backyard deck. What a life.
Spring is definitely here. About a month ahead of up north. Flowers are blooming and the air is full of fragrant smells of jasmine and honeysuckle.
I am so relaxed. My backache is gone and so is my nervous stomach ache. I am destressing, which after a somewhat wild plane ride, is a good thing.
I wonder if this is what retirement will be like!
More later.
Peace ,
JE

V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N!

I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know if I'll be back again

Yes folks, I am goin' on vacation on Friday. I am taking the big silver bird to Dallas/Ft. Worth for a wonderful 9 days with my brother and sister-in-law. I am anxious. Probably more excited than I have ever been since I have been going there. I always have a great time. The weather there looks promising. I told them not to plan anything too strenuous cause I plan to hang loose.
Then it's back for a few more weeks of school, and then...did I mention I was retiring?????
Peace,
JE

What I Read #23

Blue Wolf in Green Fire by Joseph Heywood: I learned more about wolves than I ever knew before in this fast paced, exciting novel. Officer Service again was the conquering hero in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Thoroughly entertaining.
Happy Reading,
JE

The Times: They Are A-changing

Whoooppee!! I have finally made the decision to retire. I have had enough! Each year at the school, discipline gets tougher, the kids are rowdier, and less respectful. I actually felt nauseous this morning just thinking about going to school this AM. I take this as a sign that maybe, just maybe it's time for me to pack it in.
I have tried very hard to get my finances in order since I have become a widower, and have succeeded pretty well. I won't have a cent extra to blow, but if I am careful, I should be able to make it. I inquired with the school about insurance, and they informed me that even if I stay employed there next year, since I will be 65, and qualify for SS, they won't insure me any longer. I have been there for 9 years and in order to be paid for my accrued sick days, of which I have 19, I have to be there for 10 years. That sucks, but is it really worth spending another year of my life at school for $570.00? I think not. I tried to talk them into paying me for them anyway, but that is school policy, so no-go.
I am comfortable with this decision, even though it is a bit scary. I do look forward to being able to do some of the things that I haven't done because of time, and to working in my yard, and getting my house in order. I plan to do some short-term traveling and spending time with my kids and grands. That's what life is all about. I plan on singing my heart out in my quartet and just taking life easy. I began working away from home at age 15. That is 50 years ago. I think I deserve to retire.
Wish me luck!
Peace,
JE

What I Read #22

U is for Undertow by Sue Grafton: I have read them all and Sue Grafton hasn't let me down yet. How she can keep writing about the same character and make you want more is beyond me. But she knows what she is doing. Kinsey Millhone is still the nosey, but likeable P.I. who is unrelenting once she is on the case. U is no different. Still cast in the 80's, Grafton's characters are still believable and interesting. Those of you who follow the alphabet series will not be disappointed.
Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #21

Ice Hunter by Joseph Heywood. Great read about law enforcement in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Main character is a Conservation Officer. A good story line and interesting writing about the area. I would like to read more of Heywood's novels if they are about the same characters and area.
Happy Reading,
JE

Cricut mania strikes again

Last night I got a call from Curley. Actually, she called before I got home and talked to my grandson Kiddo, and left a message. She told me she had something for me for my birthday. That celebrated occasion isn't for two months yet, but she couldn't wait to give it to me. So I skipped choir practice and went out to her house. I took my Cricut and the equipment with me so she could see it. She had gotten me a new cartridge for the machine. A Christmas one. She knew I wanted it and that I make my own Christmas cards, so she came through with it for me. Of course we had to try it out and cut several different things. It was fun. What made it doubly fun was the fact that Curley's oldest son, Tallguy, came and sat with us at the table. His "two-cents-worth" comments were hysterical. We laughed a lot and had a great time. This was so thoughtful of Curley. She is a great friend. Now, what will get her for her birthday which is coming up here before very long? She doesn't have a Cricut. YET! But I am betting she gets one before long!
Peace,
JE

What I Read #20

The First Rule by Robert Crais: Man! You gotta read this one! This was exciting and Joe Pike and Elvis Cole were at their very best. Russian and Serbian mafia at their finest are infighting with each other. The ATF gets involved for a rollicking, high speed read. Run, don't walk, to your nearest book place.
Very Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #19

Forced Out by Stephen Frey: A break from big business. This was a real page turner. Exciting, well written and a welcome change for Frey. I would recommend this one!
Happy Reading,
JE

How Important are Roots?

I read the word "anomie" today and wondered what it meant. By looking it up, I found that it means lacking roots or the feeling of not belonging. Interesting!
As I approach age 65 and am giving more than a cursory thought to retirement, I am thinking seriously of moving. I mean really moving. Across the U.S. My only sibling lives in Texas and he has been encouraging me to join them in the Lone Star state. It all sounds great. Warmer weather year around, close to my brother in our later years, which we know can't last forever. I have looked randomly at places there, which may be or may not be affordable. I like it there. So what, you might ask, is keeping me from saying "O.K. and going.
I am afraid of "anomie," I guess. Here in the small Midwest town I live in I have roots. Outside of 2 years I spent in the Big City while in college, I have always lived here in this county. My roots go deep into the marl of this tiny blip on the map. Here I know my neighbors. I know the people who check me out at the grocery store. I know the people sitting beside me at church. I can walk down the street anytime and see people whom I know and that know me.
Right now, my children and grandchildren are here. That fact makes my "root system" go even deeper. But, I know, too, that my children will not always stay around here. Jobs are not too plentiful here, and there's really nothing keeping them here if they decide to look for more lucrative opportunities.
My friends are here. What would I do without Curley, my singing buddies, and , of course, my church family. Yes, I could make new friends, but would it be the same?
I fear going where I would be just another number. I fear going to a place where there are 4 to 6 lanes of traffic going in each direction. I fear a place where I have to drive at least an hour just to be out in the "country" instead of one city after the other after the other. I fear maybe living in a place where I could die and no one would care.
Growing old is not for sissies, I have determined. I am used to where I am and what I have. I do know that a house is just a house, stuff is just stuff, and I can live anywhere. But I have to have roots.
Peace,
JE

What I Read #18

The Fourth Order by Stephen Frey: This is not a favorite Frey book. It was confusing, hard to understand, distasteful, and just generally not a good read. There was too much going to keep trackof, and too many characters and sub plots. Maybe other readers will like it, but I had to struggle just to finish it. Better luck next time. I'm thinking that I should take a break from Frey's books and try something else, or I should stop reading for a while and do some Cricut work!
Happy reading,
JE

What I Read #17

The Day Trader by Stephen Frey: This was a fast read. Exciting with the money-grubbing rich guys, lots of suspense, and a wild ride to the end. The ending of this book was absolutely fantastic! I recommend this one!
Happy reading,
JE

What I Read #16

Trust Fund by Stephen Frey. I went back and started reading some of Frey's earlier books. This is one of them. I was confused through part of it. Maybe because I don't understand big business, and maybe because there were just too many characters and sub plots to keep track of. It wasn't as exciting as others by him, and it moved a lot slower. But, it was good all the same. And had a fantastic ending.
Happy reading,
JE

What I Read #15

The Protege by Stephen Frey: This book was sensational. Another Big business novel. With many of the same characters as The Chairman. But with a good twist. I got really ticked off at Frey for killing off one of my favorite characters, but found out in the end why it was important for him to die. The rest is for me to know and you to find out. I've already checked out four more Frey books from my local "readery!"
Happy Reading,
JE

What I Read #14

Kisser by Stuart Woods: Stuart, ol'man, you wrote this one in a hurry. It was "fluff" and was really a fast, predictable read. Even Stone Barrington wasn't believable in this one. No guy his age has that much stamina. Characters were thin and unbelievable. Definitely NOT Woods best work. Don't buy it new. Just wait and get it at your local garage or rummage sale in the spring. I'm sure it will appear at one.
Read on,
JE

What I Read #13

The Chairman by Stephen Frey: Sensational "big business" thriller. These guys handle the big bucks...I mean trillions of dollars and are ruthless in their dealings. I recommend it highly.
Happy reading,
JE

The Happy List

I am supposed to make a "Happy List" with 10 things that make me happy to go with this award from Maggie. Here it is:

1. Spending time in my favorite brown recliner makes me happy. Kiddo beware!!!

2. Being with my granddaughter, the divine Miss K and seeing that precious smile of hers makes me happy.

3. Seeing one of my learning challenged students have an "ah-ha!" moment makes me happy.

4. Beer and chocolate together make me happy.

5. My family makes me happy.

6. Being with Curley and laughing up a storm makes me happy.

7. Singing makes me happy.

8. The anticipation of retiring makes me extremely happy.

9. Playing around with my new Cricut has its own kind of happiness.

10. Drinking Margaritas after a long day makes me happy.

Cricut Mania!

Ever since the Cricut Personal Cutter has come out, I have wanted one. No, I don't really need one, but you know how it is. Some things are just there in front of you and you think of many different ways you could use it. Well, I was at Hobby Lobby last spring with Curley and Prof and there was a lady demonstrating a Cricut machine as we walked in. For those of you who are scratching your heads and wondering, "what the hell is a Cricut" let me fill you in. The Cricut is an ingenious machine into which pre-programmed cartridges are inserted, different shapes or designs are selected on a digital screen a button is pushed and the device automatically cuts the design out of paper which is inserted into the Cricut. This machine is used primarily by scrapbookers, but it is also used in any kind of paper crafting. (Let it be known that I DO NOT no have I ever, scrapbooked.) I do, however design and make all my own greeting cards. In the past, I have made my cards laboriously one at a time. A Cricut cutter would make my card making so much easier, fun and offer so much more variety. But they are very expensive. An initial outlay of $200.00 for the machine and one cartridge, then additional cartridges (and there are a plethora of them) running from $40 to $80 apiece.
Well, after seeing the Cricut machine in action, and watching the infomercial several times on the TV, I started thinking seriously about buying one. Prof and Curley were encouraging me to go for it, but also know how tight I am with my money. So Prof suggested that I surf eBay or Amazon to see if there were any for sale. Guess what! I found a used one for $55.00 plus postage. It was offered on Amazon by a four star dealer. Prof emailed her and she wrote back and said that it was in good shape and had barely been used. So I bought it. I got it. It came with a cartridge that comes with the machine, plus the previous owner sent another cartridge that she had purchased, along with the manual, tools and the instructional DVD. I was excited to try it out. Believe it or not, I did sit and read the instructions before I started. I had a ball. I cut letters, shapes and played with it until the wee hours of the morning.
I wanted more cartridges now. Hobby Lobby just happened to run a "2 for 1 sale" on them a couple weeks ago, so I bought two. Curley found one on eBay that I wanted, so she ordered it for me. (I don't have an eBay account; I wouldn't dare) and I found one for a bargain on Amazon just last night.
I made several Valentine's Day cards and have created three "baby" cards for friends that have recently had little ones, and I made my brother the coolest birthday card which he will get next month.
I plan on doing more creating on this gadget after I retire and have more time. Several people who have received my cards through the years have suggested I make and sell them. I just might!
I did make a rush trip to Hobby Lobby in Northern Civilization on Monday to hit another sale of Cricut supplies. The first day of the sale, and they were completely gone. There really must be Cricut "mania" going on out there.
Peace,
JE

What I read #12

The Last Patriot by Brad Thor. Whew! What a ride. Just when I thought Brad couldn't possibly come up with another political thriller, he did! And what a thriller it is. I learned a lot about Islam that I didn't know before, and also a lot about Thomas Jefferson. What a guy! We can be glad our nation had him on our side at the get-go. Funny coincidence, though. We have just been studying the Barbary Pirates with my eighth graders, and this novel really went into depth about them and how Thomas Jefferson dealt with them during his presidency.
Again (and again) I will tell you readers that if you like fast moving, thrilling political novels, this is another one you won't want to miss.
Happy reading,
JE

What I Read #11

Lions of Lucerne by Brad Thor. Another fine read by Brad Thor. This happens to be his first novel. The President of the U.S. has been kidnapped and it falls on Secret Serviceman Scot Harvath to get him back. What an imagination Brad Thor has to be able to write like this. I can hardly wait to read the next book. I have it laying right here waiting on me. In fact, I have already read the prologue.
Happy reading,
JE

What I Read #10

True Blue by David Baldacci. What a great read! As usual, Baldacci grabs hold of the reader on page 1 and doesn't let go until the final page. It's a good thing we had a couple of snow days, or I might have had to just skip school and stayed home and read. That's how good this book is. Another fine work by Baldacci.
Happy reading,
JE

What I Read #9

Blowback by Brad Thor. Another good read by my latest discovery, Brad Thor. Why haven't I read him before? I don't know, but I am going back to his first books and starting in at the beginning. This was just about as good as the last one of his I read.
Happy Reading
JE

What I Read #8

First Commandment by Brad Thor. Brad Thor has rapidly become my favorite author. I am finding that once I start one of his books, I don't want to put it down. The hero or protagonist (a literary term meaning "good guy" for those of you who aren't grammarians,) is Scot Harvath. He is the know-all,be-all CIA, SEAL, Secret Service, and all that other tough guy stuff. If you don't read anything else this century, you gotta read this. If you do, and are a thriller, suspense fan, I can guarantee you that you will be hooked on the amazing works of Brad Thor.
Happy Reading,
JE