SNOW! (Random thoughts thereof)

• If snow is a gift from God, he can keep it!
• 12" of some things is good. Snow is not one of them!
• I hate shoveling!
• People in my neighborhood are insane when it comes to moving snow!
• White reflects too much light!
• Snow removal is a racket!
• The human body is not designed to remove snow!
• I have sore muscles where I didn't even know I had muscles.
• Snow blowers don't work forever! Mine died!
• Snow shovels must be designed by midgets. (At least the handles are.)
• 15 year old boys can shovel three times as much snow as an over-60 grandpa.
• Snow does cover up a lot of dirt and stuff.
• Snow is beautiful when sitting inside looking out.
• Snow makes people drive stupidly.
• Have you ever noticed how quiet it is after a snowfall?
• When it melts, snow makes a real mess.
• Kids love snow!
• I have had enough snow for this winter. By next year, maybe I will have forgotten!