I ganked this from my friend Bob. But Thought all who read my ramblings might enjoy it!
#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die
#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital
#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER ONE
FOR 2007... We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is
among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a
to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located.
we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.