Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The Best Living Will Yet!

I got this from a friend, but couldn't pass up sharing with my loyal readers! Hey kids, remember this when the time comes!


I Jimmie Earl, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by any artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn’t pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up their bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

A glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Creamed corn
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Sex
Ice cream
Cup of tea
Chocolate
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won’t ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the “fat lady sing,” and call it a day!

Then have a drink. IT’S 5 OCLOCK SOMEWHERE!

2 comments:

Curley said...

Definately funny!

C is the Big Dog said...

I think I may adopt this living will. LOL It is the best I have seen. Love your blog. Keep writing.