Monday, January 07, 2008

Random Thoughts of a Ranting Mind

A good friend sent this to me today:

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at theright time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'

Peace

JE

2 comments:

Lilith said...

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.


That one made me LOL! Why, cause it's oh so true!

Clyde said...

We saw "The Bucket List" Friday nite and Jack Nickleson had the funniest of lines when he said "As you get older you learn 3 things: Never pass a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on, and don't trust a fart". I laughed so hard, I cried for minutes. Thot of you.
Clyde